during my visit to the ER....
Receptionist Lady: "Is your arm red and swollen??"
I showed her me arm
Receptionist Lady's face was priceless "Oh my GOSH! I guess it is."
I was asked multiple times, "Did you see what bit you?"
Me: "I thought it was a mosquito, but now I don't think it was"
3 different nurses asked, "What was the date of your last menstrual cycle"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHA.....September 4th, 2009...."
3 different nurses, proceed to give me a very strange look and appear stumped as to what to write on my chart.....
Me: "Don't worry, that's normal for me...."