It's hard to be The Boy when his mom is me.
**The Boy: UGH! I feel like a Pastor's Kid! Always one of the first to get here and one of the last to leave.
Me: I'm sorry???
Pastor: No you're better behaved. The PK's are usually trying to sneak out.
Me to The Boy: You know I'm going to be teaching your Wednesday Night group for awhile.
**The Boy: That's THREE of MY church things now!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do you have to be so involved???? Why do you have to love me so much???
Don't you feel sorry for this poor child???
**Note** He was generally smiling and using his "fake" whine during these conversations.