Me: (Stroking The Boys hair)
The Boy: WHAT are you doing?
Me: (nostalgic sigh) Just looking at you...you're so handsome
The Boy: (clearly annoyed)
Me: You're not the little babe in my arms anymore. You've grown up so fast.
The Boy: Not to me.
Me: 13 years really isn't that long....
The Boy: 13 YEARS!?!?!?! THAT'S my whole life!!!