Car Talk

The following car talk is all from one ride, all within a few minutes of each other and all completely random.

BuhBuh:  Who anointed me?

Me:  Um, you mean baptized??

BuhBuh:  YEAH!!!!  Baptized!!!

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Do you recall this recent Car Talk??  Apparently some things have changed. 

BuhBuh:  Yeah, I don't wanna be a cop anymore because all 'dey really do is eat doughnuts.  ***lip smacking sound***


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Me:  Hey!!  Did you use your giant pencil at school today??

BuhBuh:  Yup! 

Me:  Did anyone laugh??

BuhBuh:  Nope, but they were jealous!!!!

Car Talk

Little Dude:  OOOHHH NOOOO!!!!!  LOOK!!!  LOOK!!!!  LOOK at 'dat tire!!!  It fell off!!!!!

**he said as we drove behind a jeep with the spare tire attached to the outside of the jeep***

A little further down the road....

Little Dude:  There's the tractor store!

Me:  Yep!  You're right!

Little Dude:  Daddy's been 'dere before.

Me:  He has?

Little Dude:  I been 'dere before too.

Me:  You have???

Little Dude:  Not BuhBuh, Not you.  Just us.

Car Talk

BuhBuh: Hey Mom! Will you make my bed? If you doooooo....I'll make dinnnnnerrrr.

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Car Talk

Me:  What do you want to be when you grow up?


BuhBuh:  A police officer.


Me:  Why?? 

BuhBuh:  Because the can drive a little over the speed limit, chase people and they have a dog....and a gun.....and a taser. 

Me:  **BIG SIGH and small smile**  How about YOU Little Dude?  

Little Dude:  A yellow car and a yellow house.

Car Talk

BuhBuh: Hey mom....I think I'm a tree because sometimes I find myself just standing around

Car Talk and More

BuhBuh: "I can't wait until I'm older and I grow adult hair and get rid of 'dis baby hair"

Me: "Oh really??? Why???"

BuhBuh: "So when I'm up in a ferris wheel and it gets stuck I'll be warm."

Me: "Oh"

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**Walking home from school**

Me: How was your day.

BuhBuh: FINE!!! Until the bus. They played Justin Beaver

Me: Justin who??

BuhBuh: Justin Beaver. Yeah, I said Beaver cause I don't like him.

Car Talk Part Four

Me: **singing** Go Cubs Goooo, Go Cubs Gooooo.....

Little Dude: No, No, No, No, No!!!!!! GOOOO HAWKEYES!!!!!




**pulling into the Target parking lot**

Little Dude: TARGET O!!!! TARGET O!!!! TARGET O!!!!

Car Talk Part Three

BuhBuh: Today I was chasing older girls on the playground.

Me: WHAT?!?!?!

BuhBuh: I was chasing older girls on the playground

Me: What would you have done if you would have caught them.

BuhBuh: I dunno....I forgot....

Car Talk Part Two

This morning on the way to the bus...

BuhBuh: I want to paint my room black and whenever someone walks in I want 'dum dum dum dum da dum dum da dum....(key change) dum dum dum dum da dum dum da dum**' to start to play



**Darth Vadars march song

Car Talk

Driving to The Boy's music concert last night BuhBuh had some questions about divorce. Apparently kindergarten is showing him some of the harsh realities of life. I tried my best to assure him that mommy and daddy would NEVER get a divorce so he had nothing to worry about. But it was clear from the conversation that he had really been thinking about this.

BuhBuh: Well, if you ever don't like dad no more, you can have Little Dude, I'll live with dad and The Boy can be a foster....